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big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

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— 1 hour ago with 461934 notes

devilwithablackdresson:

i fucking hate tumblr so much seriously

you guys are always like “i want equality!” except gay people are better than straight people and women are better than men and poc are better than white people and trans people are better than cis people

if you claim you want equality, but put someone down because they’re privileged, that doesn’t make you an advocate for equality, it makes you an asshole

(Source: socks-gone-wild, via caaatnap)

— 1 hour ago with 195615 notes
thempdmod:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

reblogging for the last thing

thempdmod:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

reblogging for the last thing

(via itsjustmyescape)

— 2 days ago with 191159 notes

arcticmonkies:

I always get offended when people go around me on the highway I’m sorry are we not going fast enough for you. Are you in a hurry. We’re all going to die anyway

(via itsjustmyescape)

— 2 days ago with 85280 notes

gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

(via itsjustmyescape)

— 2 days ago with 346569 notes

guccier:

it’s 2014 and food can still make you fat get it together science

(via dulect)

— 2 days ago with 256737 notes

demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

(via random-fridge)

— 2 days ago with 257515 notes

h0ckeymom:

i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor

(via pizza)

— 2 days ago with 797547 notes